fakebob
August 18, 2005 @ 2:28 pm
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this is fact not fiction

First Impression: Bright, cheery, but not overwhelming. Your top entry is serious and your layout doesn't clash. This is good. "this is fact not fiction.." I like it I think. [4/5]

Navigation: Easy. Squeazy. Lemon Peazy.[10/10]

Content: Okay so. I tried really, really hard to be unbiased while I read this, but I kept finding quotes that I loved/related to. What you do could be labeled and left as "daylogging" if I was a lazy bitch, but it's also interesting and real. I like you as a person, and that makes your diary approachable. And you seem to view life as the ridiculous comedy it is, which is awesome on more levels than I can express.

I read sporatically until January, when I pretty much read straight through to the end. I did, however, skim through some in the middle because I really had to pee and I don't know what I was trying to prove by sitting here for an extra hour.

Some of my favorite quotes, because I don't know I like quotes:

12/20/04 - I wish I wasn't socially inept.

1/2/05 - Suicide is ridiculously conceited self praise.

2/7/05 - There is a man on his porch, with his dog on a leash, slipping on a gas mask and taking his dog for a walk. I don't know why, because I think it's safe to say chemical warfare is over.

2/12/05 - Who knew a damn band aid on my ass could cause problems like this?

3/25/05 - At least I still have my cat.

7/4/05 - I'm definitely at geek camp.

7/10/05 - I could become one of those kids with a testimonial on the website!

Other notes of... note:

Your ex-best friend has my name. I guess it's not that weird, considering what it is, but it's still unnerving to read you bitching about me.

Existentialism is awesome.

Emotional attachment sucks a lot of ass. [23/25]

Layout: Well I've seen it before... but I liked it before. I like layouts with unusual color combinations. And your font is easy to read. THANK YOU. Plus I'm listening to Brian Regan and that makes me happy. [17/20]

Contact: Notes. Email. Um. [6/10]

Extras: You have a few other sites... But where did Euclidian go?? That was my favorite!! I wish you had a "Me in Five Seconds In Case My Reviewer is a Bum" page... I mean I know those are inherently dumb but tres helpful in the getting-to-know-you process... like an ice-breaker game for the internet. [3/5]

Updates: Off and on. Periods of inactivity followed by frenzied posting. [3/5]

Our Link: Well okay. We were up before, and I think you probably took us off when we died. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. [10/10]

Errors: None. I love you. [5/5]

Will I come back? Well I don't know I might. [5/5]

Creativity Bonus Um. You play with coding sometimes and I like that. [2/10]

Total: [88/100]

Comments? I think I pretty much covered it.

Reviewed by: Britt